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out-4-a-walk-bitch:
bromance-enthusiast:
heyfunniest:
“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”
perfect.
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p-i-n-k-raindrops:
Omg!
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memetasticblogger:
tumboner:
misplacedaspirations:
just-an0ther-life:
liams-paynties:
dathomuhomu:
liams-paynties:
OH MY GOD I DIDN’T GET THIS JOKE UNTIL NOW
OH MY GOD WHAT
WHAT AM I MISSING I DONT GET IT
It sounds like whore-oscope so she is calling kimmie a whore
BRB DYING
The joke is actually that horror not whore…Well that’s what it’s supose to be
omg
whore? really hooro-scope is what she ment. (via ice-cream-and-dinosaurs)
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